So, I'm watching the news and the top story:
Local NJ councilman was reprimanded for peeing on a crowd.
Apparently, he was at a concert (Yanni perhaps?), sitting in the balconey and (I'm guessing) couldn't make it to the men's room and decided that the next best thing was to relieve himself onto the people below.
Don't know about you, but if I were his constituent, next election I'd be voting for the other guy...