Thursday, April 23, 2009

Talkin' To You Cordless!

YES! I just found out I can send in posts via my phone!!


You have no idea how exciting this is! I have at least a 1/2 dozen memos on my phone about posts I wanted to make, but can't remember because I only put one or two words (because at the time, I knew I'd NEVER forget).....

Thursday, April 9, 2009

You Can Leave Your Socks On....

So I'm having my annual check up...and after playing 58 questions with the doctor--whom I love!--she asks me to "completely disrobe and put on a gown...oh but it's cold in here, I guess you can leave your socks on if you'd like."


Thursday, April 2, 2009

Speaking Of....

If you can get accepted into an Ivy League University, you should be able to go to the bathroom without peeing on the seat....or at least have the common courtesy to clean up after yourself.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What? You Prefer That Fresh Pee Smell???

So I'm in the brand new subway station walking behind two ladies, one of whom is babbling non-stop about how it is about time they opened the new station, can't imagine how much it cost, look how clean and shiny everything is, etc. etc. Then she stopped looked around and said "Geez, why does it smell like paint in here?!?!?"

Really? REALLY?