So I did something I haven't done in a long time...at least while sober. I fell.
What had happund was: I was running to bus stop because I had the light to cross the street and--for those of you who've never been to my house--navigating the sidewalk is quite a challenge because it's neither smooth nor level nor in one piece. My shoe caught a lip in the sidewalk and BAM! down I went. In the morning rush hour, with EVERYONE watching.
I even got a grass stain on my jeans!!