I Heart JR

Forget tattoos, nothing says I Love You like getting it painted on one of your 2 1/2 inch-starting-to-curl-because-it's-so-long nail...

Not quite sure who JR is, but I'm quite sure he's a lucky man...

El Heat?

WTF? is up with The Heat's jerseys that say El Heat?

el stupido....

I Don't Care How Cute You Are...

Or how sexy your bedroom eyes are, when the temperature with the wind chill is 2F, it's not sexy or cool to wear designer jeans with holes in them.

Cold maybe, but definitely not cool.

Dumbledore? Is that you?

So I'm sitting in class waiting for it to start, when a classmate tells 3 other classmates in three different instances in a span of 10 minutes "never ask me that, just know I know."

WTF?

I'm All for Being Green....but really?

I was reading in the paper the other day about a lady who bit (yes, bit) a bus driver.

Why you ask?

Because she was waiting for a hybrid bus (NYC is slowly switching all the buses to hybrids) for over an hour and finally gave up and got on this poor guy's bus and started yelling at him about it. He responded that he had no control over which bus they gave him to drive, sometimes it's hybrid and sometimes it's not. When she continued being belligerent, he asked all the passengers to get off and called the police, whereby the lady bit him--so hard that through a jacket a sweater and a shirt, she left marks on his arm...

Big, Fat, Fluffy Flakes of SNOW!!!

Walking the pupcicle while it's snowing? Fun and magical....

Having the snow turn to sleet halfway through your walk? Not so fun or so magical...

I'm Sorry, But...

If I can hear your R.Kelly over my Metallica, your i-pod is TOO DAMN LOUD!

i'm just saying...for the sake of your hearing, you might wanna turn it down a decibel.