Dumbledore? Is that you?

So I'm sitting in class waiting for it to start, when a classmate tells 3 other classmates in three different instances in a span of 10 minutes "never ask me that, just know I know."

WTF?

I'm All for Being Green....but really?

I was reading in the paper the other day about a lady who bit (yes, bit) a bus driver.

Why you ask?

Because she was waiting for a hybrid bus (NYC is slowly switching all the buses to hybrids) for over an hour and finally gave up and got on this poor guy's bus and started yelling at him about it. He responded that he had no control over which bus they gave him to drive, sometimes it's hybrid and sometimes it's not. When she continued being belligerent, he asked all the passengers to get off and called the police, whereby the lady bit him--so hard that through a jacket a sweater and a shirt, she left marks on his arm...

Big, Fat, Fluffy Flakes of SNOW!!!

Walking the pupcicle while it's snowing? Fun and magical....

Having the snow turn to sleet halfway through your walk? Not so fun or so magical...

I'm Sorry, But...

If I can hear your R.Kelly over my Metallica, your i-pod is TOO DAMN LOUD!

i'm just saying...for the sake of your hearing, you might wanna turn it down a decibel.

That's Dedication, BABY!

Were you watching Monday Night Football and see the Bills fan so dedicated (AKA CRAZY!) that he waxed two sections of his chest--one for the Bills buffalo and the other spot was written ESPN? Well, he certainly made it on tv....probably has frost bite for his dumbass standing without a shirt in 30F--22F with the windchill....

brrrrrrrr....glad I'm here on my couch in my fuzzy, flannel pj's...

Procrasinators/Slackers/Grad students Unite!

On Mondays I have a two classes and tutorial. So my tutorial group is standing in the hall waiting to go into the classroom...planning the best way to stretch out discussion about today's lecture, as we all realize that none of us has really done the 5 article readings that we assigned.

Nothing like the fear of being called on to recap an 10 page unread article to unite us into a game plan more intricate than any in the NFL...

OMFG...ARE YOU SERIOUS????

So, I'm watching the news and the top story:

Local NJ councilman was reprimanded for peeing on a crowd.

WTF?!?!?

Apparently, he was at a concert (Yanni perhaps?), sitting in the balconey and (I'm guessing) couldn't make it to the men's room and decided that the next best thing was to relieve himself onto the people below.

Don't know about you, but if I were his constituent, next election I'd be voting for the other guy...