Outside of work today there was a woman asking for "a drink, anyone, I just need a drink. A beer? A shot? I know it's wrong, but it's cold and I want a drink, anything, please..."
Walking past is a man, who gives her the rest of his bottle and said "here, you look like you need this more than me."
The woman pulls out the bottle, looks at it, hands it back and says "no thanks, I don't drink vodka."